[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok
i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”
my review of ur blog
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG
my grandfather and my great aunt both spoke 6 languages fluently and I remember hearing them have a conversation and they would switch languages mid sentence because what they were describing could be more succinctly said in a different language and that’s so cool if I want to express that something is really great I will say the word hella before an adjective
panic! at the deadline
u guys remember when mr krabs popped a huge molly?
Look who’s got their night sorted
when your friend has a really shitty opinion
When your significant other chooses a bee over you
That sentence was a roller coaster.
t.u.m.b.l.r. actually stands for the types of posts you can use!(:
I can fix that:
No that sounds ridiculous